You might be wondering it you have brain damage after you read some of my blog posts. Some of them may not make sense to you. Why should it? I am a giraffe, and I am coming at you from a very high altitude! Trust me, I see things differently.
You might have brain damage if you think that not being a member of the Giraffe Liberation Front is a safe thing to be. Did you know that Lions are out there in the world? Did you know that most giraffes do not fully realize that lions eat giraffes? They do! Never trust a lion!
Your best protection against lions is to become a member of the Giraffe Liberation Front on Facebook. Trust me. I founded the group several years ago, and at present we have over 1000 members. In all those years, I have not been eaten by a lion. So therefore, the group has worked! Does this make sense? So what are you waiting for! Join today!