Can you imagine life not being grumpy? No way! Does such a world exist! I mean, I like being grumpy! Being grumpy is just downright fun! What’s life without the occasional Giraffe Grrrrrrr! You know? Sure, you say to yourself “Giraffes do not Grrrrr!!!” On the contrary, we do! We like being grumpy just like the next guy!
So the best thing you can do for yourself today is to hold on real hard to your grumpiness. I mean, for whatever reason, do not let anyone make you smile! Grumpy is fun! It is as close to being a solid rock as you can get, and who would want something different than that? So do not let anyone try to change your mind on that and make you smile and laugh today. Grumpy is its own special ‘Zone’ and don’t tread there baby!
What would life be like without that daily grumpiness? Who needs light laughter and levity? So what if laughter makes things easier! Who said we wanted it easy? Grumpy is fun all by itself. Just sit there and repel people from you, growl and Hrummpphh all you want! It is your right to be a solid rock if you want to be! Who cares if it shortens your lifespan, and makes you lonely! Stay in the zone!
For whatever reason today, DO NOT LAUGH! Stay grumpy! Peace brothers and sisters of grumpiness! Here is to you!