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Hyenas: Road kill or hanging?

Do you prefer your hyena dead as a road kill or hung upside down in the sun?  It is hard for me to choose really.  I think hyenas, short of Lions, are the scourge of Giraffe civilization.  They yip and bite, and travel in packs, and they hunch their butt in when you kick at them.  Really disgusting, truth be told.

Is it too sinister of me to suggest methods or their destruction?  I think not.  They are really somewhat suicidal as it is, if you ask me.  One kick from a Giraffe, and they are goners. 

So really, I guess I prefer them hung upside down.  It is more like some kind of bad air freshener, but kind of ornamental.  What do you think?


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