I seldom digress into serious topics on my blog, and therefore I want to venture there today for just a brief moment or two. Today, I want to talk about drugs. What are drugs from a giraffe perspective? From a giraffe perspective they are essentially petroleum by-products introduced into people’s chemistry to give them brief or prolonged relief or jollies. People who take drugs, and encourage others to take drugs are encouraging self inflicted retardation.
It is true! Much like you might have heard about someone going out there and shooting themselves in the foot or arm as a self-inflicted gun shot wound, drugs are that chemical bullet covertly introduced into society to make you stupid. To ‘retard’ forward thinking and crush creativity and imagination.
It’s true, there are some minor good uses for drugs in the narrow fields like numbing someone for surgery to repair a broken appendage, or something like that. No argument there.
What I am talking about is the people who go out there and say ‘got a problem? Take a pill!’ These people are asking you to retard your creativity, cut off the appendage of your future ambitions, and amputate your dreams and essentially sell you on a becoming a slab of meat. Unbelievable that it take a giraffe like me to point out this stuff, but it is true! If someone encourages your to take drugs to solve a problem, it is them that are the problem, and not you!
If you want to solve a problem, go out and eat some mint leaves! That always works for me! Go look at the sun, and romp around in the sunshine if you are feeling ‘depressed’ as those drug pushers try to ‘solve’ for you.
If you do that you will feel a lot better than getting your favorite appendage amputated and whacked off! That’s what drugs do to you! Heroin will torch your dreams! Crack will whack off your sense of tomorrow and make you a twitchy doofus! Meth is designed to make you a smelly salami rotting in the sun! Prescription meds are designed make you into a slave! They make you cause a self inflicted retardation of your future, life and dreams! Once you whack that off it does not grow back! Don’t do it! Trust me, I am a Giraffe, I know! I see all of these things above you mere humans. Don’t walk around with a stump flailing around like a blind hippo in circles after your future gets whacked off by the meat clever of drug addiction!