You know that on the Giraffopia blog we write about the most important stuff known to mankind. Today, is no exception. In the past, we have written about the detailed analysis of the large butt of first lady Michelle Obama. Click on this link to see this popular post from a few years ago, when we broke this news wide open with our undercover giraffe reporters.
Today, however, we have some unique insight into the magnitude of this subject. Recently some photos have emerged from the inside of Air Force One, the presidential airplane. Rumor has it that a special toilet was installed to accommodate a certain rear-endowed first lady. Below is an exclusive photo of this magnificent invention called the ‘Expandable First Lady Toilet’:
Is this just another conspiracy theory or are we witnessing something huge? Is this a myth, or a fantasy that has circulated the viral airwaves of the internet world? Are these side wings, like the special fins on the stealth bomber uniquely designed for that first lady expansion? Are there reinforcements yet to be seen? Should this give a new definition to the ‘friendly skies’ and does Air Force One now require a counter weight on the other side of the plane to compensate for… well you know? Are things more out of balance than they seem?
Not one to dwell on controversy, but it does invoke some very interesting questions. Perhaps there is more to this Obama re-election thing that remains to be seem. I mean, like the Hubble Telescope, this was probably years in development and certainly once tax payer dollars are spent on such a huge undertaking, one wants to see it in use. Right? I mean it probably was a massive project! However the flush hole does seem small, so perhaps this is some new suction technology involved here? Could be a deep subject to explore in later blog posts. However the expandable winged sides, make sense…