As I wander through this universe, I discover certain things are lacking description and occasionally I take it upon myself to give it one. You perhaps do not look at things the way I do, but I do not like not being able to describe something. So today’s new word for you is: Shizzle.
What is ‘Shizzle‘ you might ask? ‘Shizzle is that sound which is made when hot poop hits the snow. It has its own unique sound, similar to a ‘sizzle’ but not quite. It has that aura of odor and relief that goes along with it, in addition to that sensation of ‘exposure’ one feels when you must ‘go in the snow’.
Some like to make their shizzle in the wide open to give them the opportunity to see others coming should they be interrupted mid-shizzle. Others, prefer the privacy of the woods when they shizzle. It’s really okay. There is no definitive correct place to shizzle, but now that you know it has a name, feel free to do so at your leisure.
Go forth and shizzle today!