I have often pondered on Giraffe body art, being that I am a Giraffe. When I first encountered Giraffe body art, I
thought… Hmmm… That is flattering! However, after time has progressed, and I have given it more thought, I have a few other ideas on the matter. Are they perhaps trying to flatter Giraffes so they can sneak up on us? Hmmm?
I’ll bet you never gave that much thought! What about the possibility of them being spies, and trying to infiltrate our ranks, and confuse us? Then there is the possibility of cross-breeding perverts that want to creat a ‘Giraffe Love Child’. I for one have run into those weirdos in my time!
They send me ‘hoochie-coochie’ messages on Facebook, and try to get me to mate with them offline. Yeah! Like that is going to happen! Just because you painted yourself to look like a Giraffe, doesn’t make you one.
For sure, my FB group called the ‘Giraffe Liberation Front’ has many Giraffes, and non-Giraffes alike, but of the non-Giraffes we don’t have any that are pretending to be anything but trying to let out their own inner Giraffe. That is an entirely different subject than trying to get a Giraffe inside you, if you know what I mean…
So what are your thoughts on this matter? Spies? Fans? Or Creeps?