Are you a stupid scammer spammer? Do you wake up each morning and say “Gee let me send out 1 billion stupid messages about random sex websites” in hope that someone will be interested in seeing you naked? Guess what, a majority of us are not interested in you nakedness. In fact we don’t want you ‘helpful advice’ on SEO search terms, blog ‘enhancements’ or other junk you stuff in our spam folder and post as comments on our blogs!
I just delete your crap anyway, and I edit your comments (removing your email and website) and they now read “Cool Blog Toodles” rather than that other stupid message you were offering about “easy credit card payments reports for spermicidal lubricant companies” of whatever you were selling…
Do you really think we are stupid enough to give you our bank account information because you sent us an unsolicited email saying we won a lottery? Or a random inheritance? Are you really that stupid?
You must be. I think you are no more intelligent than a turd if you ask me. Yet day in and day out, millions of people have to empty their spam folders because you thought it necessary to send up messages about things we care nothing about, but it was important to you, or so we assume.
Also, all those great job opportunities you offer us for ‘handling your mail while you are out of town’ do you really think we would do that for you because you sent us a random email? You must be the biggest idiot to think we would fall for you ripping someone else off, and then using our home addresses for the shipping of your stolen goods so we can take the fall for your crimes. If you send me that stuff, I’m sending it back.
Also, what do all those other people in Nigeria have to say about you sending all those imaginary inheritances out of the country every week? How many times does king Moojo need to die? Or his uncle Watoobi? Do you honestly think those sound like royal names?
Quit being an idiot! Will you just give me an address so I can come find you? I want to smack you with the idiot stick so you can stay busy and not pass along all these great revelations you have that you insist on sharing with all of our spam folders! Really, if you took any of this crap personally, well too bad! I got some friggin swamp land I want to sell you to bozo!
If you want to know more about how stupid scammer spammers are, go to: 419Hell.com At this website you will learn the summary of all their stupid games, and really gain some insight into how stupid they are. Don’t be a fool who falls for it. Kick them with a good ol’ giraffe kick in the nuts instead!