I just had to post this one. Could not help it. Some people really think that they will stay a virgin forever, and it is probably true with some people. There is actually a condition for this. It is commonly called ‘Ugly’. That translates into many languages as ‘Virgin forever’ including my native tongue Giraffe.
However there is always someone willing to throw a bag over someones head, and well go at it to resolve the condition. I will let you fill in the graphic details on your own in regards to that. After all, we are all entitled to our own creepiness.
So what is the point of this blog post? Well, yesterday I was driving down the road. (I thing a little giraffe like myself should not do, or so people tell me…) Anyways, I was driving down the road and I observed the person in front of me having a special license plate that translated to me ‘Virgin Forever’ or so it seemed.
I mean it was written ‘VGN4EVR’ so what the hell else could it mean? ‘Vegan Forever’ maybe, but I doubt it somehow. After all, if you look closely, the rear end was smashed in. So this ‘Virgin‘ or ‘Vegan’ took it in the rear… the perfect paradox I suppose.
Anyway, here are the photos to prove I am not halucinating: